Witches Complain They Can’t Cast Spells on Trump Because He Has “Some Kind of Protection Around Him”

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Yes, really.

Witches Complain They Can’t Cast Spells on Trump Because He Has “Some Kind of Protection Around Him”

Self-proclaimed ‘Reddit Witches’ are complaining that they are finding it difficult to cast negative spells on Donald Trump because he has “some kind of protection around him.”

Yes, really.

A post on the far-left website appeared in a subreddit called ‘WitchesVsPatriarchy’ and features one of the witches bemoaning the fact that their spells aren’t working on the Donald.

“Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against Trump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him,” laments the witch.

She suggests casting a spell against Project 2025 instead, a Heritage Foundation policy document that wasn’t even created by the Trump campaign and which they have disavowed repeatedly.

“But I wouldn’t give the cheeto any more attention right now (He hates to be ignored, right lol)” the witch adds, proving the opposite, that Trump lives in their deranged heads rent free.

The witch then encourages the rest of her coven to perform “uplifting kinds of spells to help Kamala & the Democrats,” which is presumably needed given their increasingly dire poll numbers.

“We can win this!” the witch asserts, before asking that people don’t share her user name after she just posted under her user name on a public forum.

Unfortunately for her, the post later appeared on X and has received over 1.7 million views.

Respondents speculated as to the source of the “protection” around Trump.

"Some kind of protection"
“Some kind of protection”

Trump Derangement Syndrome is still running wild, as shown by our earlier report about a screeching Karen confronting a homeowner on a Ring doorbell.